Year-end gifts

So, I didn't visit the dead relatives that day after all because of weather. Somehow I knew they'd wait for me. You get that vibe after you bury them...somehow. But today, because of those dead relatives, I received good news from my portfolio. Physically as well. Longevity is a gift. If I behave myself I might attain a good old age. Terrorize my offspring in a way my parents couldn't. (I was 3k miles away from them) By design? No, not really. My firstborn is 3k miles away from me & I still manage to terrorize. Wait, is this an epiphany? Could be. My offspring are closer than they'd like...physically & metaphysically. Anyhow, the fact is that I'm smug in my existence & I'll die when I die. So be it. You guys will remember me.